FWB: Some of the benefit options I can offer you...
So both you and I are attached, and looking for a "FWB", due to various reasons. Here are some options that I can offer you: - You're having a great hair day, and your eyes look extra electric today, but Mr. Lazy doesn't seem to notice. I'll gush over you, throwing so many that you'll need a change of . I'll walk up to other women, point at them, and across the room "Hey. . .hey over here. You're hotter than this girl. I'd say 70-90% hotter! Did you hear me? (Pointing more violently) I said you're hotter!". - You just figured how to create multi-page charts in , or pulled a small raccoon out of the roof gutter. . ..regardless, you're proud of your achievement. You share it with Mr. Couch Potato, but he's too busy playing video or watching swimsuit competitions. Me. . .I'm going to shower you with and use words like "amazing", " " and "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious". - You went shopping, scored major deals on skirts, heels, Crocs. . .no, wait. . .not Crocs. You're about to share you of savings and discounts, but you realize Mr. Non-Boner doesn't even get excited about hot new looks. Me? Pffft. . .I'll take all you're offering and then some! "Oh, I didn't know it was Hottie-and-a-half-Day. . .I thought it was just Tuesday". - You go out to have drinks and get some food. You're looking to engage in some enlightening conversation, maybe a laugh or two. Oh Mr. Slob Cilantro In His Sonofabitch will talk to you, with his mouth full adult want hot sex Naples and one eye on the TV behind the bar. I'm a listener. . .I listen. "Would you like another drink?". "Is still cranky at work?". "You may have some crumbs in your general cleavage-y area. . .". I am an attractive white male, attached, over 6 feet tall, fit, HWP, and an outgoing guy. I'm looking for another attached woman, who is maybe in the same boat as me...the S.S. Sinking Passion boat