Grace, I'm sorry. You were right all along m4w
You can find me. You know where I'll be. Yes, I'm sorry about the neighborhood friendship gone wild in WA. Remember the birds? What they spoke? Thank you for following me everywhere! You truly are a guardian angel. It was nice to be by your side today off of evens.
Continuing to be kind and not two timing
Yours forever
You and Me
No strings bj
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Tired of boring people
Wow most of the stuff people talk about seems rather boring or too lascivious. . . and I should tell you something about myself, So. . . I'm a retired table dancer, I got tired of women only wanting me for my body and then leaving cold quarters in my g-string. After a lot soul searching, I now hunt wild Pomeranian for their fur. They're dangerous vicious little creatures, but they put up a lot more fight than baby seals. When I'm not working, I like stand in the middle of intersections and swear at traffic or moon nuns. Occasionally I poke random people in the eye, then yell at them for hurting me. To sum it all up, I would love to be your next ex-boyfriend. So write soon.
If you believed any of that and/or you have no sense of humor please see the next ad. If you have a personality and like to laugh you know what do, I hope. Your pic gets mine.