Pool Boy
Even though pool season is over, a pool boy's job is never done. : ) Here's my application.
NAME: Pool Boy/Boyfriend wannabe
SEX: Puhleeze, friendship first! Fortunately, I make friends really fast. : )
DESIRED SALARY: Heck, for what I have in mind, I'll work for free.
EDUCATION: A bachelorette degree in pool cleaning.
LAST POSITION HELD: Last time held, we were standing, kissing under the stars. Ahhhhh that was a great night.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: Talking my way out of an arrest after being caught with my previous employer. I have learned there are certain places that are just off limits to love, no matter how hot the moment.
REASON FOR LEAVING: Discovered my previous employer was having someone else do my job when I was away.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Just send the text message, “Prrrrr”. Will be there in a flash.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Am a good listener and a fun date. Can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: Alas, after 8 years, I am no longer employed. It was a good run and I'd like to try it again.
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question would be how much room is there in my car- More than enough. : )
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: A couple of times I thought we were recognized, but luckily no.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy, sexy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Chit, ya.
SIGN: Aries
Looking forward to your e-mail and hopefully... an interview. : )
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