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Hoping for a mutually beneficial friendship I'm going to be honest and to the point. If you're interested please put your shoe size in the subject line of your response.
Respond to me with your "nail polish" in the subject line.

-Male
-Reside in uptown
-Looking for friendship (platonic) : Up for hanging out randomly, I am very fond of quaint dive bars and recently had the opportunity to go to GZ so if you'd be up for that...would be cool as well.
-Looking for fulfillment ( I have a foot fetish and hoping to find an open minded woman into it, IE massage and appealing to the 4 senses)
-An added benefit: I'm a personal trainer so if you need to be worked out because your results aren't where you want them, I can help. This is a huge benefit for 1 potential new friend...NO OTHER IMPLICATIONS!
-All I ask is that you're genuine and don't contact me if you're just curious, don't ask for a pic without sending one, and if you don't reside in or near uptown or come to this won't work. Also if you're not into communication leading up to meeting this won't work.
-You must take care of your feet (i'm not overly picky...you don't have to be the high maintenance type but definitely maintain them in some way.)
I'm educated, fun loving, and open-minded...What i'm looking for is quite simple...i'm a personal trainer that happens to have a foot fetish (you familiar with fetlife?) I enjoy giving massages and pretty much anything you could imagine with them. So...i'm looking for a friend that's local to Uptown or around the area that enjoys attention to her feet.
I could help you reach your fitness goals...if writing you out a program or nutrition regimen, you want motivating workouts, or to learn self defense... a mutual friendship is basiy what I seek...nothing complicated...just convenient and consistent.

***Place your nail polish color in the subject line***
*Live local
*Not too busy to hang out at the occasional dive sweet housewives seeking sex personals hot sex ladies bar
*It's no fun enjoying occasional adult beverages alone so it'd be nice if you at least drank socially
*Genuinely interested in having your feet adored (bare, socks, nylons, etc)
*Can hold a conversation (i'm much more than just a foot fetishist...many other topics come to mind)
*This can be a phenomenal friendship, no complications.
*Be sure to include a pic of yourself before requesting one of me.

**Update** I've been getting responses from women that aren't understanding the ad. It's non-sexual aka platonic friendship that i'm looking for in addition to the foot fetish (which I would be happy to go explain), but i'd be lying if I said that I wasn't annoyed by the fact they flake out upon responding initially. I know there's 1 open-minded woman out there that has quirks just as I do possibly has a fitness goal..it's not required. Please be more than just inquisitive and curious.
*Also, this is not an ad for pay for play...so don't insult yourself or me by asking I'm looking for someone who's actually interested in meeting...i've done the pen-pal thing endlessly.*