where are all the cute girls looking for a normal guy?
So I've posted on here a few times, and I've gone out with some really cool people and made a few new friends but have yet to find who I'm looking for. Hopefully the person I'm looking for is out there somewhere and hopefully reading this right now. So here is my story, I've been kicking around since July of 86 which would make me a little better than 25, yay for cheaper car insurance. Since junior high my friends have been ing sweet housewives seeking sex personals dating tips for guys me Chunks, on account of being a little chunky around the mid section, but a little bit of eating right and hitting the gym and pretty soon it'll be time for them to think of something new. As for what the rest of me looks like, I have short brown hair and brown eyes to go along with my baby face and inability to grow a mustache. I'm really tall and athletiy built so I'm a pretty big guy, I'm no fat ass though. I am too damn tall though, 6'6" keeps me hitting my head on things most people never even think about ducking for, like those hanging signs in places like Wal-mart, aint that some shit. Personality wise I'm honest, opinionated and blunt, I tell it like it is, and I really don't like to be wrong. I'm a die hard Red Sox fan and have been since I was a kid. Most people say that I am a very funny guy, I've got jokes for days and I do tend to get a lot of attention when I come to a gathering . Speaking of parties I'm not much of a drinker, though I own house at Beirut, I do smoke a little weed from time to time and habeneros managed not to turn into a lazy stoner I've got my shit together, for the most part anyway. I have a job and my own truck that I pay for, a motorcycle too. Speaking of motorcycle's, riding would be a whole lot more fun if I had a chick who liked to ride bitch, meant in the nicest way of course, and summer will be back soon enough. I also live in my own house in Kittery with my dog, Sampson. Sampson is a purebred Weimaraner I've had him since he was 8 weeks old and he turned 3 back in April, his birthday is 4/20, if you've seen Half Baked once or twice then you'd know why I picked Sampson for his name. I suppose that will be enough about me.
Ladies you should respond to this posting if you would like to try dating an actual gentleman, in case you're not sure what a gentleman is since we are so few and far between, let me remind of a few of the requirements. I'll hold the door for you or let you off at the front door and then go park the car in the rain. I'll give you flowers because I want to not because I screwed up or it's one of those holidays. I won't lie to you or cheat on you, nor will I use the L word to get in your pants and I can go an entire evening without thinking solely with my dick, unlike most guys. I will tell you look amazing even when you don't think so. There's a lot more to it but at least you get the gist now I hope. If this all sounds like the making of a guy you might like to get to know then by all means, get to typing.