Santa
I know you work nights. I'm up, too. How are things at the North Pole? Santa, do you remember me? I was that little girl who once asked you for ninja stars. I'm all grown up. I think. Anyways, it's been ages since I last asked you for anything. I think that it's fair to say that I've been good this year. Kind of. Okay, I tried! I know I was good from January to March. I think. That's a quarter more than last year. Fine, check my records with the elves. They'll show you that I at least gave it my best efforts. In any case, you know that it's been a long time since I came to you with a Christmas wish. But this year, I wanna ask you for something: I really would like to find love. Up until recently, I thought that I did. But whatever that was, it's gone. And it was too, too painful. Can you come down my chimney this year with a man just for me? I'm not looking for perfection, Santa. As those records will show, I'm far from that myself [especially last year]. I just really need someone who is honest, someone who isn't afraid to be loved, a man who knows how to love me, a one-woman kind of a man. Everything I've gotten from you proved to be of great quality (the still work). I'm sure this is still the case. Wait .. Have you outsourced labor since I last wished for something? By the way, I realize that this might be too short of a notice. I don't know what type of inventory you keep to fill such a wish. So, if you don't have this dude in stock for Christmas delivery, can you make it to my place by New Year's ? I really would appreciate being sweet housewives ready nsa sex dating sites kissed on New Year's . I'll manage on Christmas. Again, I haven't asked you for anything in ages. And I promise I'll try to behave from January on to April, next year. That's one extra month from my usual! And .. and, I'll pray and wish for something less selfish next time, like . like world . But this year, if you don't mind, I'd like to ask for something just for me. If you have this in stock, can you set one aside for me? Sincerely, the girl who hasn't asked you for anything. in ages. PS I just remembered, my place doesn't have a chimney. Please text me before delivery and we'll work out parking and such. I will have a cookie and a glass of milk ready. My brother doesn't live with me anymore, so he won't be eating your cookie this time. Yup. I'm not sure what you heard but I didn't eat those cookies.