The Only Normal Guy On
So perhaps I'm exaggerating; there might be one or two other guys on here who aren't creeps, don't have shirtless , making weird sexual requests, or have their dicks out in their pictures. So you've noticed that I have a sense of humor. Well, I hope you laughed, because anyone who is looking at must be in need of a good one. So here we are, me writing this and you reading it. What do we both need? A good date. I suppose we could duck on over to the want ads and buy used odds and ends (30ft of used shag carpeting, anyone?), but personally, I'd much rather go get a drink and have fun with a beautiful woman. If you're buying, I'm selling. If you're interested, I'm offering a gently used piece of merchandise that was hand crafted with care by his creators, a married couple with many years of experience with that particular technique. He's been well-maintained by his previous owners who simply out grew him and found newer, flashier that offered free concert tickets and the ability to stand in rooms with celebrities. My merchandise has been certified as having an education and can provide proof of manners. He's good to take hiking, handy in the kitchen, knows his way around town, and can provide many hours of fun entertainment for you and your friends. Fun for all ages! Excellent external appearance with lots of aesthetic appeal and enough aged character to be charming. His personality is also quite charming, provided you've warmed him up with caffeine prior to early morning or late night use. He has a full-time job, comes complete with functional wallet, and has been trained to use it properly in the presence of women. I'm offering a low-price on him, drinks/dinner and a date. Sex is a great bonus if you really like him, otherwise providing a good time will do the trick.
For Sale Boyfriend in excellent condition
Ladies for your consideration and immediate sale.
One boyfriend slightly used, in mint condition. If interested, please inquire.
Details below:
Model: Brown (Indian descent)
Quantity: 1
Gender: Male
Height: 62
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Age: 24
Accessories: No baggage, except for one slightly beat up wallet.
Other skills: Puts toilet seat down after use, great cook, smells good :)
Training: Self-cleaning, Well-mannered (will open and hold doors for you) and wont ask for tips!
Personality: Good listener, fun, funny, loyal.
Known defects: Falls asleep if made to watch chick flicks.
Runs on: Indian food, Asian food, Italian Food, and plain old burgers.
Compatible with: Female models of various makes and models.
Known allergies: Arrogant people.
Movies: All types, especially comedy/action.
Dinner: Preferably with the opposite sex.
Languages: English, Punjabi and Sign Language.
Sex: Straight.
Programmable: Yes, with correct key words.
Condition: A few dents due to outdoor activities.
Price: Best offer Coupons accepted :)
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